Very Nearly Totally F*cked
Duration: 1 hr
Gielgud Theatre
Mon 3 July, 4pm;
£10/ £5 concession
Written by Emma Denly
It’s 2am. West London, ish. Jenny - a young, single, occasionally nihilistic millennial with a terrible habit of talking to herself - locks herself out of her flat. Too broke for a locksmith and too proud to wake up the neighbours, she considers herself totally f**ked... yet what follows is a night of confusing, dazzling and ultimately hopeful series of encounters with people she’s never bothered to even imagine before.
All sorts of characters, real or otherwise, rise with the mists of the London streets to prove to Jenny that although we all die alone, at least we all die alone together.


